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正文 第36章:武松!骆÷鲨疯了!鲨疯了!(第3页/共3页)

p; “今天,主播就盘点盘点我虎哥的真正实力!”

“——世人不知,我虎哥战faker,有七胜!faker有七败!”

骆森随手在文本上敲写起来:“他faker专杀天才少年,但我虎哥不是天才,此为第一胜。”

“同时,我虎哥早已年迈,不是少年,此为第二胜!”

“还有,必要的时候,虎哥甚至可以不是中单,此为第三胜!”

“而且,失败乃成功之母,我虎哥在s赛上屡次尽孝,李相赫却是常胜将军,故而,faker是纯纯的虎一儿,血脉压制,父爱如扇!此乃第四胜!”

“最关键的是,我虎哥姓李,李相赫虽然也姓李,但弹丸之地,是当初我李家赏的姓氏,有道是李哥之间,亦有差距!我虎哥的‘李’也未尝不‘李’!此,为五胜!”

“另外,我虎哥曾经有过经典的二段笑,而faker最多笑一次,我虎哥却能笑两次,此为第六胜!”

“最后一胜就更不用多说,我虎哥打过胎,给faker下了降头,他那未出世的阴灵始终阴魂不散的缠着faker,关键时刻必扰其心生,此乃第七胜!!”

“家人们,老铁们,看完这些,难道你们还觉得我虎哥战力低下,不配‘胎和尚’这个称号吗?!”

骆森掷地有声:“主播对此只能说一个字——赢!!我虎哥在世界赛上不是不尽力,只是在等他的阴灵发力啊!!”

【哈哈哈哈。】

【等阴灵发力笑死我了。】

【好!好一个七胜七败!】

【赢!都赢麻了!!】

【主播少了一点,faker不会中文,我胎虎会中文,此乃第八胜!】

【6,还有高手?】

“真的,家人们不要笑,大家都知道,主播曾经在圈内也算‘朋友遍天下’,当时,这些话都是虎哥亲口跟我说的。”

骆森语气飘忽,仿佛回忆起了什么:“那时候我问过他,如果faker不是专斩天才少年,而是专斩lpl呢?”

“虎哥很肯定的告诉我,如果是这样的话,那他去kpl也未尝不可!”

【噗哈哈。】

【我超,农!!】

【kpl直接没蚌住。】

【又赢一局!第九胜!!(狂舞)(狂舞)!】

骆森继续回忆:“那天,我记得还有瘤肿这位牢大哥,当时我在休息室,rng和skt进入到生死战,虎哥跟我说完‘七胜七败论’之后,就微笑着走向了舞台。”

“那一日,2∶2决胜局,虎哥凝重的看着faker亮出的加里奥,却丝毫不见惊慌,只是轻笑着:faker,你可知道昙花,初开便败,刹那芳华?!”

“这句话落,以体育馆为中心,无数绿光向着虎哥身上凝聚,刹那间,体育馆内如春暖花开一般,至此,虎哥由圣入帝,力压faker拿下总冠军!”

“当时,faker无力的瘫软在电竞椅上,口中喃喃:我输了!”

“虎哥面带矜持的微笑,不言不语,众队友欢欣鼓舞,只以为虎哥是在矜持,但就在即将领奖的时候,队友们拍了拍虎哥,才发现原来虎哥早已原地仙逝!”

“他化作了金色的尘埃,化成了最后一片金色的雨,散落在天际间。”

骆森说的悲痛不已:“主播当时太过悲痛,哭得稀里哗啦,而就在这时,恍惚间,主播却看到了一个房间。”

“那是faker的家中,恩静看着刚刚出生的孩子,发现这孩子头顶绿毛,憨态可掬,于是鬼使神差的说了一句:这小家伙,虎头虎脑的,要不就叫你…态虎吧。”

【?????】

【哈哈哈哈。】

【我超,这都行?】

【哥!你搁这儿写小说呢?】

骆森没搭理已经爆炸的弹幕,而是继续说道:“主播跟瘤肿一起目睹了这个现场,多年以后,瘤肿在韩国观看s赛的时候,突闻噩耗,浮亲在泰挝地区遇难,遂悲痛不已。”

“却没想因过度悲伤,竟打扰到了隔壁座位上faker的孩子,孩子虎头虎脑,一头绿发,对他怒目而视,瘤肿悲痛不能言,只口中不断哀呼:泰挝逝父!泰挝逝父啊!”

“原本愤怒的孩子忽然一怔,随即脑中如被闪电击中,丝丝被封印的记忆被唤醒,竟也是哭了出来,笑中带泪:原来如此,原来如此。”

“瘤肿不解大怒:牢弟何故发笑?欺我牢矣?”

“孩子哀叹,大彻大悟,感慨连连:泰挝逝父,泰挝逝父——挝逝泰父,我是胎父啊!!”

“说罢,孩子转过头看着旁边人到中年的faker,记忆翻涌,两世父子情,不由大呼:爸爸,我是胎父,我是胎父啊!你还记得我吗?”

“faker一愣:傻孩子,你不叫胎父,你的小名不是叫胎虎吗?”

“孩子恍然,喃喃自语:对对,我是胎虎,我是胎虎…”

“是爸爸你的好儿子胎虎!” 『加入书签,方便阅读』

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